Hiring.

I am currently accepting applications to be my "person." 

Want to help me solve my problems? Interested in driving up the canyon with me for no reason? Love to have impromptu dance parties to make you feel better? What about leaving me alone when I want to be? Or bringing me chai tea when I'm having a bad day? 

If this sounds like it's too good to be true, it's because it is. I'm not actually hiring. 

Just kidding. But only sort of. 

I realized I need people, but only when I need them. I want people around but only when I want people around. Sorry I'm not sorry if this doesn't make sense to you.

In all reality I'm not quite sure why I am writing this. 

p&B.